Justin Bieber’s New Hair Made Him Grow Ovaries, Boobies and a Lemon Fresh Vagina
The Sun and Mirror Online called Justin Bieber‘s new side-shave haircut “girly,” “dodgy” and “weird” in their headlines.
The nickname “Justin Bieb-Her” and Rihanna and Miley Cyrus copycat comments even inspired Inquisitr to write a 600 word editorial on why it’s not okay to call him a puny lesbian. (I’m sure Justin appreciated the comparisons to The Beatles and Nirvana).
I was going to say the hair (more of a lack of gel than an actual cut?) reminded me of Martin Gore, Vanilla Ice, or that guy from Diamond Rings, but that’s insulting to all of them.
Justin, you’ve always been a girl to me. A really irritating, overly manicured, ill-tempered bitch of a girl with 16 million fake Twitter followers. Puke.
Justin Bieber shows off dodgy new haircut after allegedly turning up THREE HOURS late for concert
9 Apr 2013 11:28
We're not sure what he's thinking with this new buzzcut but at least the Jedward inspired quiff is gone forever (hopefully)
Forget about the sweary outbursts, monkey smuggling and other controversial moments – this is the biggest sign yet that he's having a late-teens crisis.
The puny popstar appears to have styled his new hairstyle on the amazing and slightly controversial website dedicated to lesbians who look like Justin Bieber.
But credit where it’s due, Justin’s hair does look incredibly soft which must be the job of a set of straighteners or some relentless blow drying.
Biebs, 19, is currently travelling the world for his Believe tour and it certainly hasn’t been without scandal or drama.
You might remember the fury when he arrived so late for his London show that young fans had to leave as it was past their bedtime.
Well, apparently Justin - who was described as baby Elvis by Chris Brown - hasn’t learned from his tardiness and has been slacking with his timekeeping in Germany.
Fans on Twitter were livid and claimed Bieber eventually turned up THREE HOURS late to his concert in Dortmund on Friday afternoon.
Maybe he was getting his hair done/did or was busy filling in customs documents after his pet monkey Mally was confiscated by officials and locked up in an animal shelter.
But that’s a whole different story and if you don’t get sucked in by the cute photos of the lonely capuchin then it’s actually quite sad.
Ik lach me echt helemaal kapot. Hij is van vet lelijk, naar uber lelijk gegaan. Goedzo JB!
[ bericht aangepast door Dauth op 14 april 2013 - 23:06 ]
I hope you drown in all the cum you fucking swallow, to get yourself to the top.