We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream.
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says: 'For the woman I love,' and the second, 'For my best friend.'.
Someone asked me: 'So, why do you like him so much?' But before I could even reply; my best friend put het hand over my mouth and said: 'Don't even get her started.'
Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If at first you dont succeed, sky diving is not for you...
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Who stopped payment on my reality check?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
You're kid may be an honour student but you're still an idiot!
I have more if you want... just ask me
[ bericht aangepast door GumpyGirl op 8 jan 2011 - 15:08 ]
- Giving love to someone, is giving someone the power to hurt you
- Life is a bitch and so are you
- You make my life worth while, it's all about you
- Me and my heart got issues, don't know if i should hate you or kiss/miss you
Beauty gets the attention, personality gets the heart..
#Not loving you is harder than you know.
#How can I miss you if you never would stay, if you need time I guess I'll go away, inside me now there's only heartache and pain, so where's the fire you've become the rain.
[ bericht aangepast door chazsomers op 3 feb 2011 - 18:12 ]